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Semi-Long read but worth it.
My job is unbelievable, I'll first tell you who I work with.
First there is this wannabee supermodel chick/ I'll give her credit, she's pretty fucking hot, but is extremely self-centered, and only cares about herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks. I'm surprised she has enough brain power to breathe. She must suck a mean dick because the boss always keeps her around.
The next chick is the exact opposite. She is possibly one of the smartest people on the planet. However she is like a -10 on a scale from 1-10. I'm not sure if she even showers. I'm also pretty sure she is a lesbian.
Finally, the funniest guy there, the stoner guy. I'm not talking the occasional toker, he is baked EVERY day before and after work. I doubt he has been sober in the past 10 years. The worst part is that every day he brings his big fucking dog into work and I have to look at this huge piece of shit all damn day.
Anyways, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
My job is unbelievable, I'll first tell you who I work with.
First there is this wannabee supermodel chick/ I'll give her credit, she's pretty fucking hot, but is extremely self-centered, and only cares about herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks. I'm surprised she has enough brain power to breathe. She must suck a mean dick because the boss always keeps her around.
The next chick is the exact opposite. She is possibly one of the smartest people on the planet. However she is like a -10 on a scale from 1-10. I'm not sure if she even showers. I'm also pretty sure she is a lesbian.
Finally, the funniest guy there, the stoner guy. I'm not talking the occasional toker, he is baked EVERY day before and after work. I doubt he has been sober in the past 10 years. The worst part is that every day he brings his big fucking dog into work and I have to look at this huge piece of shit all damn day.
Anyways, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
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